Confessional: {Part Three, I Think}

If A Blonde Ambition had a confessional, she'd look like the photo above.
via Elements of Style blog

I can't remember if I've done like three or four of these by now, but whatevs. I love being able to share my innermost thoughts with all of you tens of millions tens of readers.

Enough. Let's get to confessin'!

1. I am writing this post at 4:27 a.m. this morning, June 2nd. Meaning I am up at 4:27 a.m. and strangely alert. I felt like dookie before I went to bed (strange combo of nausea and being stopped up like I have a cold) and had a feeling it would be one of those nights. I tossed and turned all night long and finally just decided to give in and do something more productive with my extra time: I hit the pavement for a 30 minute hard run, sent out 451 work emails, squeezed a dozen oranges for juice, mopped my kitchen floor and pondered waking up every morning at this time.

Except none of that is remotely true.

It is 4:27 a.m., I can't sleep and I'm blogging.

Priorities, people. Priorities.

2. A few minutes ago, an infomercial for the Shake Weight came on and for a split, delirious second, I considered ordering one. Even though I'm not sure there is any humanly possible way to look more un-cool than when using a Shake Weight. But 6 minutes for a flipping total arm workout? A girl could be convinced. 

3. Let's pretend I didn't admit that. Stephen will give me all kinds of crap.

4. I tear up every time that stinkin' Humane Society commercial with Sarah McLachlan singing in the background comes on. But I watch it every time.

5. I love my new hairdresser. Like, I may offer her an honorary spot in the wedding party I love her so much. A good hairstylist can change your life, girls. My hand to God.

6. Pics are forthcoming of highlights created by said new hairstylist as soon as it's not 4:27 a.m. and my mane doesn't look like I just combed it with a hand mixer.

7. I like Kanye West. OhmygoshthereIsaidit. I know he's a Grade-A jerk and he bombed little Taylor Swift's speech at the VMA's and he has a new line of scarves (no, for real), but I like him and think he's talented. Inflated ego? Fo 'sho. But his tunes have gotten me through many a hectic workday and MANY a cardio session at hell the gym. I just thought of that because that video of he and Katy Perry's remix of E.T. just came on.

8. Which would mean I'm watching VH1. Just call me Awesome A Child of the 80's.

9. I really don't like the traditional wedding march song and would so much rather walk down the aisle to the song below.

10. Her name is Ellie Goulding and yes, you can buy that little gem on iTunes.

What say you? Anything you'd like to get off your chest? The floor is yours.

Unless you're one of the umpteen thousand (including me) that can't comment on Blogger blogs and, in that case, you can email me your confessions.

Unless they're really bad, perverted or could potentially send you to federal prison. In that case, please leave me out of it.

Be blessed, lovelies-


  1. It's dangerous for me to read your blog whilest at work because I tend to burst into giggles. Totally blame you for this :)

    I would have been so incredibly impressed had you done all those things at 4:27 this morning. Seriously.

    And because of said work, I cannot listen to that song until later--totally plan on it tho!

  2. This post made me laugh for sure! My confession- I own a shake weight. And I like it. There, I said it.
    Hope you have a great day!

  3. Walk down the aisle to something fun! To hell with the wedding march :)

    I do the same thing with my extra time. I Pinterest or blog. Whoops.

  4. Love this blog!! You're very witty at 4:27 in the morning. :) Oh...and on the commenting thing....I figured out that if I use Firefox instead of Internet Explorer, it works!


  5. now THAT was a great confessional. Loved every minute of it. please buy the shake weight. and please do a vlog about it. LMAO.

  6. Confession: At work yesterday, I was trying to pull up my google analytics (for the website I work on, not my personal blog) and accidentally hit enter after typing just "anal." Very bad things came on the screen and I was terrified I would get a call from IT.

  7. OK I just saw a mens shake weight commercial and sent the link to my boyfriend as a joke...funny!

  8. um that humane society commercial is a KILLER!!! not gunna lie.... i deff joined the humane society after that! signed the pledge and everything!

    and also.... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE walk down the aisle to that!! one of my friends walked down to "she's some kind of wonderful" (old version) and i'll never forget it. for real... DO IT!

  9. i love kanye too!! no need to be ashamed. and great song! that girl can sing.

  10. New follower here...love the blog!

    I love me some Kanye too :)

  11. Have you listened to the piano version of the feather song off of forest gump? I had my bridal party walk down the aisle to it. It is absolutely beautiful! Maybe that instead of the wedding march??

  12. Thank you Leslie. I just discovered for myself Ellie Goulding...She is Amazing!!!

  13. I hate those commercials! I mean - I want to adopt them ALL and I sob. Bruce mocks. It's a vicious cycle.

  14. Newest follower!! :) LOVE your blog, so stinkin' cute!!!

    Check me out at

    - Ashley :)

  15. I adore ellie goulding! and i cry in those stupid humane society commercials too. even once at the gym.

  16. You crack me up girl! Hope you were able to get some zzzz's. Oh my gosh I love Ellie - thanks for the new artist suggestion. This would be a gorgeous song to walk down the aisle too!


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