Move Over Ben...

...there's a new bachelor in town. (He's cuter and far less monotone.)

This Valentine's Day, S and I couldn't help but notice that Ari seemed a little down. At first, we accredited it to the new diet doggie food we've been giving him. Apparently, it just doesn't pack the flavor "punch" of the old stuff. But then it hit us.

Ari needs a woman.

Ari takes weight management very seriously and leads a heart-healthy lifestyle.

I thought, "What better way to get him back into the dating game than to have him try out online dating?!" I mean, it's a great way to meet other canines who are single and ready to mingle.

His Profile
Name (first and middle): Ari Gold
Birthday: May 24, 2007
Height: About 5'5" when he stands on his hind legs
Weight: 82 lbs.
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown and black with tan highlights.

Hobbies: Boating, kicking back and enjoying a beer with the boys, barking at random joggers in the subdivision, taking trips to Sonic in the back of the truck, visiting his grandpa in Heber Springs at the farm.

I'm on a boat!
Profession: Director of Homestead Security

Favorite food: Purina doggie chow, Beggin' Strips, Cool Ranch Doritos

Celebrity crush: Stella, the French bulldog from the hit TV show, Modern Family

His idea of a perfect date: Taking his lady for a cruise in the back of his dad's Chevy, followed by a dip in the pond near our subdivision and lastly, snuggling in his igloo house. (It has Berber carpet, y'all!)

Ari's ideal woman would: Be adventurous, kind to others and optimistic. And it wouldn't hurt if she had a great set of legs. Ari is also open to all breeds and sizes. Plus-size doggies and petites should apply!

In honor of Ms. Patty Stanger, the Million Matchmaker, I had to ask, "Why Love Now?": Ari feels that at the doggy age of 35, it's time to settle down and commit to one woman. He's looking for the real deal.

*We are not doing this for breeding purposes. He's missing the equipment for that : )

*Ari is a home-owner. His igloo accommodates two very comfortably.
*Ari is active in non-profit work. He's a yearly supporter of Race for the Cure doggy-thon.

*Ari is fashion-conscious. He enjoys dressing up for special occasions.

So friends, if you have a lady dog residing in NWA that is currently in the market for a companion for play dates once a month or so, please email me at askblondeambition{at}gmail{dot}com.

Help Ari find love, y'all!

Be blessed, lovelies-


  1. OMG this is seriously an adorable post!

  2. Haha what a cute post! I hope Ari Gold (love the name) finds love too!

  3. I love his name. How adorable! Good luck on your quest for love Ari!

  4. I had to try SO hard to supress my laughs because I read this during class, this is too cute!! My dog is the same age, and a good-looking, classy yellow labrador. Should I make her a profile too!? She hasn't been asked on a date in ages, and has been kind of mopey since she hit thirty so I think it'd be great for her confidence to get out. Is three states away too far?! Cute post!

  5. I love this post. I seriously want to do this for my dog because he needs dog friends in our new city. ;)

    Good luck and I hope Ari finds NWA's version of Stella who enjoys an occasional Cool Ranch Dorito also!

  6. You are ridiculously cute.

    I think Bella Beast, my 16 pound fluffy cockapoo would be all about Mr. Ari! She loves playing/running/flopping/swimming/snuggling. Too bad we're all the way north in KC!

    Best wishes to Ari in his search for a play date/soul mate! ;)

  7. Good luck with the search for Ari! Too bad I don't live anywhere near you or have a lady friend woman dog for him to date!

  8. Seriously cute post. Adorable. Our Cruz would love him! :)

  9. Awww, how adorable!!!! Here's hoping that Ari finds love ASAP :)

  10. Such a cute post!! I have a sweet lil shepard mix that I think would be head over heels for Ari. I'm in Ft. Smith but would travel to NWA for playdates :)

  11. Cute post! I hope Ari gets his dream girl! ;)

  12. I so so wish we lived closer together - I'd love to have Ari meet our lovely dog June. She's part border collie and we think part lab. She's a dream to be around, friendly and adventurous. She loves water, but mostly from the front of our canoe or to lay in it and sun bathe [she might like a boat] but we'll never know. She did say that she and Ari could be Paw pals though.

    Good luck in love Ari! ox

  13. haha...seriously such a cute post :D

  14. too adorable. I love his 'personal ad'!

  15. This was seriously the sweetest little "dating ad" ever! If I lived anywhere near you, I would definitely want my little girl to have a play date with Ari!

  16. This is so cute! He's such a pretty german shepherd!


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